From Holan and Otis
If you are reading this, then you are here. If you weren't here, then you wouldn't be reading this. So, if you weren't here and no one was reading this, then I'd be talking to myself. At any rate, here we go. It's been one month to the day since we've posted something. Why you ask? Because there is nothing to post about. But today we have some thing to post about. We here at Finger Frame Productions are working on a project, and I'll leave it at that. The project is a bit of an experiment because we've never done something like this before. It will be very interesting to see how it turns out.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
The Aisle
By Otis
"Pardon me sir" I said as I squeezed past the young store clerk who was stocking the shelves in the narrow aisle. The store clerk made a noise to acknowledge my request but the sounds did not make words. As I made my way towards the rice, a woman who was incredibly aged turned her cart down the narrow aisle toward me. I reached the rice and grabbed a small bag of the white. The old woman drew closer. I looked back at the young store clerk who was still stocking the shelves. I was trapped. "Who designed this store?" I thought to myself. I could return the way I came but would that require another "Pardon me sir." Oh shit! That's no sir at all! Ah crap, now I'm going to have to try and squeeze past this old woman. I couldn't possibly face another encounter with that young lady stocking the shelves (not after what I just did.) As she made her slow approach, the old woman eyed the rice that I was carrying then looked to my eyes. I hesitated then made my move to get around her. "Excuse me Ma'am." She smiled as side stepped between the sparsely stocked shelves and the cart behind which was she, the old woman. Now beyond the embarrassment, I declared to myself that I should have climbed over the row of shelves into the next aisle. Behind my grey sport coat, tucked into my trousers at the small of my back, was a Model 1911 45 Auto pistol. Had she made a move for the rice, I would have dropped that old bag.
"Pardon me sir" I said as I squeezed past the young store clerk who was stocking the shelves in the narrow aisle. The store clerk made a noise to acknowledge my request but the sounds did not make words. As I made my way towards the rice, a woman who was incredibly aged turned her cart down the narrow aisle toward me. I reached the rice and grabbed a small bag of the white. The old woman drew closer. I looked back at the young store clerk who was still stocking the shelves. I was trapped. "Who designed this store?" I thought to myself. I could return the way I came but would that require another "Pardon me sir." Oh shit! That's no sir at all! Ah crap, now I'm going to have to try and squeeze past this old woman. I couldn't possibly face another encounter with that young lady stocking the shelves (not after what I just did.) As she made her slow approach, the old woman eyed the rice that I was carrying then looked to my eyes. I hesitated then made my move to get around her. "Excuse me Ma'am." She smiled as side stepped between the sparsely stocked shelves and the cart behind which was she, the old woman. Now beyond the embarrassment, I declared to myself that I should have climbed over the row of shelves into the next aisle. Behind my grey sport coat, tucked into my trousers at the small of my back, was a Model 1911 45 Auto pistol. Had she made a move for the rice, I would have dropped that old bag.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Mystalker.com
9 out of 10 women have had a stalker...
Just another service Finger Frame Productions has to offer.
Just another service Finger Frame Productions has to offer.
Friday, November 7, 2008
A Scent Exclusively for Hobos
Presenting the latest in our hobo line...Vagabonde. The fragrance is intoxicating like a fifth of cheap vodka, setting your senses adrift into a dumpster. This product was first presented August of 2007.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Cheap Solutions
by Holan
With the economy on the fritz and everyone is panicking, I thought I'd give you some money saving tips for your weekend pleasures. This week I'm focusing on going to the movies.
When going to the movies, try to avoid going to the late showings. Instead, go to one of the matinee showings (before 5:30), as they tend to be cheaper and less crowded. Less crowd means less jerks, you know the ones I'm talking about, the ones that hoot and holler in the theater like it's an episode of "Married with Children."
Okay now, before you even leave your house you have to remember how outrageous those lobby prices are. Go out to your local convenient store and stock up on food and drinks you are going to want to have with you in the movie theater. Don't get too much now, because remember, you're trying to save money here. Once you have your items, now what? You can't just waltz into a movie theater with a bag groceries. Now, this is where you got to be creative. Extra large cargo pants works extremely for well stuffing a few cans of sodas or candy bars. Why stop there, have your girlfriend take everything out of her purse, and cram as much items in there as you possibly can. Well, what if you don't have a girlfriend or know a girl? Don't worry, dress-up your most feminine looking friend like a chick, take your moms purse, and presto. In case anyone asks, say your girlfriend is from a family with bad genes. Okay, you got your goodies, now it's time to go into the movies.
Once you have purchased your movie ticket, now what? One thing to do is, don't be a sucker. Why watch one movie when I can watch two? Movie hopping is always an option, as long there isn't guards at every movie. So it might be best to plan ahead. Look at the movie schedule, pick at least two movies you would like to see. Make sure the second movie you want to watch starts right after the one you want to see first. After the first movie is over, try not to be so obvious. Don't walk around like you are lost, instead, just be casual. If someone is to approach you, act like a tourist from another country and leave the movie theater, they're on to you.
Tips to save when going to a movie theater are:
When going to the movies, try to avoid going to the late showings. Instead, go to one of the matinee showings (before 5:30), as they tend to be cheaper and less crowded. Less crowd means less jerks, you know the ones I'm talking about, the ones that hoot and holler in the theater like it's an episode of "Married with Children."
Okay now, before you even leave your house you have to remember how outrageous those lobby prices are. Go out to your local convenient store and stock up on food and drinks you are going to want to have with you in the movie theater. Don't get too much now, because remember, you're trying to save money here. Once you have your items, now what? You can't just waltz into a movie theater with a bag groceries. Now, this is where you got to be creative. Extra large cargo pants works extremely for well stuffing a few cans of sodas or candy bars. Why stop there, have your girlfriend take everything out of her purse, and cram as much items in there as you possibly can. Well, what if you don't have a girlfriend or know a girl? Don't worry, dress-up your most feminine looking friend like a chick, take your moms purse, and presto. In case anyone asks, say your girlfriend is from a family with bad genes. Okay, you got your goodies, now it's time to go into the movies.
Once you have purchased your movie ticket, now what? One thing to do is, don't be a sucker. Why watch one movie when I can watch two? Movie hopping is always an option, as long there isn't guards at every movie. So it might be best to plan ahead. Look at the movie schedule, pick at least two movies you would like to see. Make sure the second movie you want to watch starts right after the one you want to see first. After the first movie is over, try not to be so obvious. Don't walk around like you are lost, instead, just be casual. If someone is to approach you, act like a tourist from another country and leave the movie theater, they're on to you.
Tips to save when going to a movie theater are:
- See an early show
- Sneak in your own drinks and snacks
- Movie hop
Sunday, October 19, 2008
"When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary ..."
"...for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation." -Declaration of Independence.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
A short vid...
Will be coming soon. We threw something together with some footage we shot the other day. We did not have a plan when we shot it but the end result was... well you'll see soon.
Otis
Otis
Monday, October 6, 2008
Holan's Movie Review
This week, I have a chance to review two movies. Two movies, two very different from one another. First I will review Burn After Reading. This movie has been out for a couple of weeks now, but the movie theater I went to see it in, just got it last Friday. Burn After Reading was written, directed, and produced by Joel and Ethan Coen (Big Lebowski, Fargo). The other movie I'll review is...yeah.
My Review on the movie: Burn After Reading
The Coen brothers have done it again. This movie was absolutely fantastic! It is not what you would expect in a comedy. If you're looking for a cliched Adam Sandler comedy, you will probably be disappointed.
Ok, man, this movie was f*****' good. Aww man, oh my g**, you gotta check it out. The beginning was f***** hilarious with John Malkovich. Later on, this one part was awesome, I'm not gonna say what it was, because you would have to be there to see it. Then, George Clooney builds this thing, and that's all I'm gonna say about that. Man, you should of have been there. A+++
NOTE:
If you're a Coen brothers fan, I insist you get up and go out and see it right now if you haven't already. If you don't know who the Coen brothers are, then I suggest you really should go out and see it. If you hate the Coen brothers, then this next movie is right up your alley.
My Review on the movie: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
I wanna go puke my f***** guts out. This movie got #1 at the box office this week. Even that crappy movie (Eagle Eye, with Shia LaBeouf) should have been ahead of this movie. And I know what your thinking, why did I see it? Well I didn't see it, alright. Like I said, puke my guts out. The preview made this movie look f***** retarded (that's my logic behind it). Ok, maybe I'm being a little harsh on a movie I haven't seen but, even though it's a kids movie, that doesn't mean that kids are paying for the movie. This is a movie for the parents to drop of the kids and do their own s***. Maybe not though, maybe they like these kinds of movies, g** knows why. Perhaps its little Chihuahuas dressed up in clothing that people find cute. I'll never know because I'll never watch those kinds of movies. I'll let my kids watch something that will enhance the mind, not mush it. Then again, looking at these kids movies these day, seems like a trend and the list goes like this; 1. must be flashy and cute, 2. Some high name actors; 3. Must be rated G or PG; Lastly write some easy story to throw in there. I'll give credit to the producers though, they sure know how to sell a movie, even though this movie is f***** s*** on a stick. So, what was I talking about, oh yeah, the economy is in a crisis, everyone is panicking. So start rioting the streets, just kidding, it's not time...yet.
-Holan
My Review on the movie: Burn After Reading
The Coen brothers have done it again. This movie was absolutely fantastic! It is not what you would expect in a comedy. If you're looking for a cliched Adam Sandler comedy, you will probably be disappointed.
Ok, man, this movie was f*****' good. Aww man, oh my g**, you gotta check it out. The beginning was f***** hilarious with John Malkovich. Later on, this one part was awesome, I'm not gonna say what it was, because you would have to be there to see it. Then, George Clooney builds this thing, and that's all I'm gonna say about that. Man, you should of have been there. A+++
NOTE:
If you're a Coen brothers fan, I insist you get up and go out and see it right now if you haven't already. If you don't know who the Coen brothers are, then I suggest you really should go out and see it. If you hate the Coen brothers, then this next movie is right up your alley.
My Review on the movie: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
I wanna go puke my f***** guts out. This movie got #1 at the box office this week. Even that crappy movie (Eagle Eye, with Shia LaBeouf) should have been ahead of this movie. And I know what your thinking, why did I see it? Well I didn't see it, alright. Like I said, puke my guts out. The preview made this movie look f***** retarded (that's my logic behind it). Ok, maybe I'm being a little harsh on a movie I haven't seen but, even though it's a kids movie, that doesn't mean that kids are paying for the movie. This is a movie for the parents to drop of the kids and do their own s***. Maybe not though, maybe they like these kinds of movies, g** knows why. Perhaps its little Chihuahuas dressed up in clothing that people find cute. I'll never know because I'll never watch those kinds of movies. I'll let my kids watch something that will enhance the mind, not mush it. Then again, looking at these kids movies these day, seems like a trend and the list goes like this; 1. must be flashy and cute, 2. Some high name actors; 3. Must be rated G or PG; Lastly write some easy story to throw in there. I'll give credit to the producers though, they sure know how to sell a movie, even though this movie is f***** s*** on a stick. So, what was I talking about, oh yeah, the economy is in a crisis, everyone is panicking. So start rioting the streets, just kidding, it's not time...yet.
-Holan
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Transition
We are transitioning to a new format...this format. We will be up and running in no time. Stay tuned for a new Finger Frame Productions.
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