Monday, October 6, 2008

Holan's Movie Review

This week, I have a chance to review two movies. Two movies, two very different from one another. First I will review Burn After Reading. This movie has been out for a couple of weeks now, but the movie theater I went to see it in, just got it last Friday. Burn After Reading was written, directed, and produced by Joel and Ethan Coen (Big Lebowski, Fargo). The other movie I'll review is...yeah.

My Review on the movie: Burn After Reading
The Coen brothers have done it again. This movie was absolutely fantastic! It is not what you would expect in a comedy. If you're looking for a cliched Adam Sandler comedy, you will probably be disappointed.
Ok, man, this movie was f*****' good. Aww man, oh my g**, you gotta check it out. The beginning was f***** hilarious with John Malkovich. Later on, this one part was awesome, I'm not gonna say what it was, because you would have to be there to see it. Then, George Clooney builds this thing, and that's all I'm gonna say about that. Man, you should of have been there. A+++

NOTE:
If you're a Coen brothers fan, I insist you get up and go out and see it right now if you haven't already. If you don't know who the Coen brothers are, then I suggest you really should go out and see it. If you hate the Coen brothers, then this next movie is right up your alley.

My Review on the movie: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
I wanna go puke my f***** guts out. This movie got #1 at the box office this week. Even that crappy movie (Eagle Eye, with Shia LaBeouf) should have been ahead of this movie. And I know what your thinking, why did I see it? Well I didn't see it, alright. Like I said, puke my guts out. The preview made this movie look f***** retarded (that's my logic behind it). Ok, maybe I'm being a little harsh on a movie I haven't seen but, even though it's a kids movie, that doesn't mean that kids are paying for the movie. This is a movie for the parents to drop of the kids and do their own s***. Maybe not though, maybe they like these kinds of movies, g** knows why. Perhaps its little Chihuahuas dressed up in clothing that people find cute. I'll never know because I'll never watch those kinds of movies. I'll let my kids watch something that will enhance the mind, not mush it. Then again, looking at these kids movies these day, seems like a trend and the list goes like this; 1. must be flashy and cute, 2. Some high name actors; 3. Must be rated G or PG; Lastly write some easy story to throw in there. I'll give credit to the producers though, they sure know how to sell a movie, even though this movie is f***** s*** on a stick. So, what was I talking about, oh yeah, the economy is in a crisis, everyone is panicking. So start rioting the streets, just kidding, it's not time...yet.

-Holan

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Signal Killers Music Video

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